About

Contradictions in life intrigue me.
Intelligent conversation excites me.

I am ethically bound by a standard and
code of honor, (naughty).
Professional, (someone under my desk
taking care of me while I take
care of my clients).

I like to wear a perfectly tailored-to-my-body
business suit (no panties, round ass).
Silky blouse under blazer jacket
(hard tip nipples sliding and slipping against material).

I am classy, (forbidden).

I have unshakable confidence (may picture you tying
me up and making me beg for mercy).

I am a good listener (on here I want to be heard, seen,
touched in ways thought not possible before).

I am a problem solver, a high risk analyzer. I weigh
risks versus benefit (Here I risk it all,
and I want to wreak havoc on your world so that you
will never forget me). SassyBri ~




Fire is lightfooted and shamanic, dancing between
the visible and invisible, undoing matter
one collapsed molecule at a time, wreaking utter destruction
with a touch
softer than breath.













I was thinking about the moon,
how it's a great metaphor for
life. It has no ability to
generate it's own light but
reflects the light given to
it by the sun. And progressively
through it's phases it shows
more and more light until
all that we can see is the
light of the sun that brightens
up the night.
SassyBri ~[/i]


Watercolour of SassyBri by user/sighclone



If you want to talk. There's a couple of things you should know about me. Guess what. I DON'T want to have sex with you.

I am a very sexual woman.
I enjoy the social interaction with friends I've developed here at xHam. I may tease, be playful and intrigue you with my content, conversations and comments... Make no mistake, though. Call me Babes, Baby, or BB and I will delete or block you so thoroughly you'll wonder if you ever really existed at all.

Send me an invite after a few words on my profile first.

I may consider adding you after we've talked back and
forth for awhile. Sorry, but I will not add you until we have developed some kind of a friendship.

Remember, If I add you as a friend, I likely will
not keep you if I don't hear from you every so often.

I WILL delete you if I send you a post, PM, or comment on
your content and I not get a response back. That's just common
courtesy. Don't you agree?

It is particularly important to me that you post on my page often. [/i]
It helps me to feel closer to you and shows your interest in getting to know me. If you send me a friend request I simply will not respond unless you've attempted to tell me something about yourself on my profile page. What's the point? Just a bunch of empty jesters. Not my thang[/i]...



I like it when you look at my pictures or watch
me in the vid clips.
It gets me there. Isn't that what we all want?
[/i][/b]






MY PREFERENCES and Criteria for
CONSIDERATION of NEW FRIENDS

Try to put some effort into setting up your profile before
contacting me.

Have an avatar (Your cock is not an avatar, it's your ego and a
no go for me. So change it) and a somewhat interesting screen
name. If it means something to you, and I can't figure it out,
all the more better! I have a few brain cells and enjoy using
them on occasion.

Sorry, but if all you can come up with is "lickmydick" then
"losemyprofile" cause your just not gonna be interesting enough for me.

Have a personal picture or two. It doesn't have to be xxx rated for
me to want to see who I'm thinking about. A personal vid clip is
always kinda cool so I can hear your voice. Again, doesn't have to be
naughty, nasty or an extreme close up of an explosive orgasm.
A little imagination is a huge turn on.

I know it takes a little time and effort to create a profile that
you're okay with everyone else out there seeing.
TAKE that time, then get back with me.

I love homegrown porn. That's why I'm here.
I get off on watching and learning how many
different ways there are to get you off,
and what that might do for me.

I am fascinated by people and the uniqueness
each one of us brings to the xHam table.
Be yourself, not somebody else.

Explore to the very edge of who
you thought you were. Then don't be afraid
to dive off that edge and try that something
that you've only just fantasized about.

{I DO NOT c2c. Not my thang. Don't ask. It will not happen}

Be mindful that others might not be into certain things just yet.

If you'd like to stay---- convince me. I dare you to.
SassyBri ~



The seduction of one's mind can take time,
like an artist with a brush
Creating not art but passion filled lust.

seduction of the mind can be a great game
The goal of which to light passions great flame.
to fill the mind with that great desire
To dance within passions great fire.

when seduction of the mind comes first,
it can release passion with a burst,
setting lovers free to explore,
with their minds an open door.
Shared by my good friend 42gary[/b][/i]





Support
http://xhamster.com/faq.php
http://xhamster.com/user/SparkyxHamster

For all the BS visit and post to this page:


http://xhamster.com/user/Grievance-Page

It can also be very entertaining!
So don't take the bullshit
posted here real seriously. Or do..

Take it to The Big Man:
http://xhamster.com/user/capoxhamster
Capo's page is for matters of most importance.
Reporting issues that affect the integrity of xHam.
(I ALMOST said that with a straight face!)
Or for an update on the bullshit.

I think I'm still BANNED from Big Guy's profile. Eh... Oh
well. Worst thangs are possible.



Thanks to my sweet thang SMICHAELS for designing this gif for me

SassyBri's Blog How I Shave My Man's Balls and Cock
http://xhamster.com/user/SassyBri/posts/227903.html

Instructional. Maybe a little sexy too...
I'd love to see you visit.

I'll be adding some music that I like. My tastes are all over the place.
We'll start with



My current favorite playlist 03/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhnMSVb0oYA&index=3&list=PL-iXPAY4iLnFqMZxtQt7oWenAOWuySliz

Hey, even if you're not so much into the music... do me a favor and listen to the words.. These are what are POWERFUL to me in my world right now.

Redheaded Woman by Wade Bowen (My man gave me this one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb1lV-Bvj_8
Finger On The Trigger by Bleu Edmondson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oSw5cQPIh8
When the Lights Go Out by Sam Riggs And The Night People
http://www.cmt.com/videos/sam-riggs-and-the-night-people/942846/when-the-lights-go-out.jhtml
Down The River By Chris Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYanTJCjmQ
Nothing On Me By Chris Knight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVrN5QvGT-c



It's Been Awhile by Staind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xdGTh-aWo
Breath by Breaking Benjamin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYfw2CyUdA
Always by Saliva
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zEm-U1hC7E
When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFq1eT9tMJ4
Forever by Papa Roach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bISJ2zi1zQ
White Trash Beautiful by Everlast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj4OgWq5OmE
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor By Drowning Pool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Call Me When You're Sober By Evanescence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ
Hate Me by Blue October
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxgSvJINlU
What It's Like (With Lyrics) by Everlast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPoEA43cqKc



Gunpowder & Lead by Miranda Lambert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2dZWH762w
Bring On The Rain by Jo Dee Messina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJDEjveBToo
So What by Pink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJfFZqTlWrQ
"Cry" by Faith Hill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcGntdbDB5Q



November Rain By Guns N' Roses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
What You Give By Tesla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwHuCC6nP8
What It Takes By Aerosmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_7qh00-UvQ
Close My eyes Forever By Lita Ford Ft. Ozzy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy3fJ8Nmzyw
Mama, I'm Coming Home By Ozzy Osbourne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA_lWS5FL2A



DISCLAIMER:
Anybody jack my material, I'll be really fuckin' pissed off!