Bizarre Canada, Blind man towel drop

Excuse me, sir or madam. I am a poor man trying to work my way through college

with the help of my good friend here Mickey the monkey. I would like to

provide you with some entertainment and any donation would be much appreciated.

Well if you could please hurry because I'm catching a draft.

You need not to be embarrassed. I'm unable to see anything. My friend Mickey acts as my eyes.