British military guy meet a blonde + conducts a body search

What on the blue blazers is this?

Hello. - What are you doing? This is barracks ground.

Well, I just... - What kind of rapscallion are you?

I just, um... I had a bit of a drink last night and a bit of fun.

A bit of drink and a bit of fun? - Yeah, I had some fun with some squatties last night.