Eva Longoria in Telenovela,Eva Longoria in Telenovela

Are you on *****? You can tell me, but don't tell me because then legally I'd have to fire you.

James, I can't do this anymore, okay?

I'm not pasion. I don't like salsa dancing. I don't speak Spanish.

This isn't the real me. None of this is the real me.

Those just pop right out, do they?