GIANT BLACK ATTACK!

Hey girl. Nothing, just sitting here to tie myself up for my husband so I can put a little more spice in our relationship.

Well yeah, it is kinky, but I think he'll like it. You think so?

Alright, well, let me call you back later. I'm waiting for him to come home.

Okay, bye.

Yep. Damn, it's taking him so long. I feel like I've been tied up forever already.