Girls love figthing

So my roommate tells me the other day that she has a plan to beat me up.

And I'm like, honestly bitch, you work at like Hooters, you know what I mean?

What are you going to do to me? Like, you should see her.

Like, she's just this pin delicate little thing. I had to laugh, like, please.

You know what I mean? She's nothing on me.