How to make a baby - MyBadReputation
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mdo1985 1 year ago
Mexican women have the pregnancy down to a science, something I know from experiences where I was unwittingly used as a semen donor. Missionary position only with 2 pillows underneath their ass, placing then at almost 45° angle. They stay in this position until the male cums inside them. They stay in that position after the male pulls out and they masturbate themselves to orgasm and then lay there another 30 minutes or more. The angle of the vaginal canal places the semen right up against the cervix and when they orgasm, that pool of semen comes into direct contact with the cervix, effectively dipping into the semen several times during orgasm. It is frighteningly effective as a conception method.
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I used to regularly have bare sex with a friend of mine. We used the rhythm method. When I was close I would ask if I could cum inside her. If it was safe, she said “cum inside me.” Pretty hot. If it was not safe, she would say “you can cum inside me, but we might make a baby.” It was so sexy I would need to cum, but then I’d have to pull out. Anticlimactic. Eventually I asked her to switch it up and say the baby stuff when it was safe, and just answer “no” when she was fertile.
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Making my wife pregnant was the best sex of my life. Nothing beats cumming deep inside a woman with the express purpose of impregnating her. It is what sex was made for. Feels like heaven.
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I love my wife. She knows how much I loved making her pregnant, so now, even though I’ve since had a vasectomy, she regularly invites me to “try to make a baby” with her. She will whisper sweet stuff about knocking her up while I am cumming inside her. It makes me bust so hard.
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