PART 2 MASTERBATING OUR PUSSIES TOGETHER FANTASY MY HUSBAND CAN FINGER HIS INVERTED SOFT LITTLE DICK

Very well, if you die and donate your body to science, I promise to slice your brain like Canadian bacon.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take my temperature.

Are you monitoring your circadian rhythms in order to identify your periods of maximum mental acuity?

I did that one summer.

Oh, you did.