Pay my rent or I will tickle you until you pee yourself

This is bullshit. What do you mean it's bullshit?

I mean, I was a couple days late on the rent. A couple days late? It's still the third and I haven't received my rent.

Well, you're going to this week. This week what? A couple days this week.

Is the money fairy gonna just come along and **** out some money on the floor?

No, next week maybe. I mean, what's going on?