Public humiliation in front of millions

My name's Andrew Pardew and I want everyone to see what a pathetic wanker I am.

Here's my dog tail.

My name's Andrew Pardew and I'm a pathetic wanker.

I hope everyone sees this. All my friends, family, colleagues and their people try to blackmail me with it.

My name's Andrew Pardew and I'm a pathetic wanker.