Rap ing Emma Watson

Right, she's just eating shitty food. Anyway, let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want

Look how tiny she is. She's not even a full seven. She's like half a seven. This is a fucking cool thing, man

I for one I'm very excited. I'm a massive Harry Potter fan. What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter

I cannot wait till she wakes up

I can ask her all these amazing questions about how they made those motion pictures take it easy Dumbledore guys. Listen, listen