Trevor Long and Will Braun - The Secret Life Of Married Men

Uh, so, Mr. Long, I'm really good with repairs and appliances, stuff like that.

Yeah, I see. I won't be needing anything like that. Listen, I'm a married man. Do you have a girlfriend?

No, sir.

Well, then you wouldn't understand. See, my wife and I, we don't have sex anymore.

Okay.