Wooden cottage sees woody in action down a brunettes snatch

Dear Skrinton Illustrated, I live in a small factory town in the Midwest.

As you can imagine, things can be really boring around here.

One day I decided to liven things up a little.

I put on my bathing suit and decided to take a stroll to the little pond behind the furnace.

I walked right by a real cute young stud of a mill worker.